Secrets to success and profit

I’ve got it!

1. Read about a drunken gathering of idiots on popular public social networking sites, as well as the local media hyping up such an event.

2. Attend event, on the sidelines, and record video of it.  Be sure to zoom in on lots of faces.

3. Sell video to the authorities and news media. (So that’s what takes the place of “???”)

4. Profit!

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