Happy Earth Day!

Let’s celebrate!  Here’s what I think would be fun….

• Having a giant tire fire in the back yard
• Drive fast to work
• At any stop sign or light, rev the engine to spend more gas
• Go the store and buy as many aerosol cans as possible, and use them all in the parking lot.  Ask the clerk for the ones with the most CFCs.
• Visit nearby Michigan State’s campus, and hold a rally.  Have signs and shirts saying “Down with Ozone!” and spray the aerosol cans around.  Preferably near an Earth Day celebration rally.
• Fill up any number of gas powered small engines, mowers, chainsaws, weed whackers, etc., and just let them run.

Any other suggestions?

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