Happy Earth Day!

Pete on April 22nd, 2008

Let’s celebrate! Here’s what I think would be fun….

Having a giant tire fire in the back yard
Drive fast to work
At any stop sign or light, rev the engine to spend more gas
Go the store and buy as many aerosol cans as possible, and use them all in the parking lot. Ask the clerk for the ones with the most CFCs.
Visit nearby Michigan State’s campus, and hold a rally. Have signs and shirts saying “Down with Ozone!” and spray the aerosol cans around. Preferably near an Earth Day celebration rally.
Fill up any number of gas powered small engines, mowers, chainsaws, weed whackers, etc., and just let them run.

Any other suggestions?