Why bother Xzibit when you can Pimp Your Own Ride?
Step 1: Find a busted ass old car - rust is preferable, and it must be at least 25-30 years old. Add on “bling” rims worth 3 times the value of the car. 24 inches minimum. Straight pipe exhaust, tied, and held on with baler twine. Except you’ve never seen a “baler”, so it’s just “nylon twine”.
Step 2: ???*
Step 3: Profit!
Ghettolingus automobilius - the new rice.
*this comes from the “Underpants Gnomes” episode of South Park:
“The Underpants Gnomes have a three-phase business plan, consisting of:
- Collect underpants
- ???
- Profit!
None of the gnomes actually know what the second phase is, and all of them assume that someone else within the organization does. The gnomes specifically satirize dot-com businesses with poorly devised business models, although the satire lends itself to any ill-conceived business plan. The three-step business plan has become a recurring joke on websites like Slashdot, Fark, MetaFilter, with various things substituted for the first step.”
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