While driving home
Do FIP’s (Fucking Illinois People) know that they are FIP’s? I’m coming to realize what people mean when they talk about them down here. I94 and I80/90 were both packed with them, driving their fancy cars, zooming through traffic, driving 20mph over the speed limit. Bah!
On BW3
While pondering the differences in BW3s around the area, the topic of different Buffalo Zoo’s was brought up. For instance, the ‘Zoo in South Bend comes in a smaller glass, but word on the street is that it is much stronger. Apparently you can ask one of their kindly waitstaff, and they will give you a printout of their Buffalo Zoo recipe:
1/2 Well Vodka
1/2 Sloe Gin
1/2 Razz
1/2 Jim Beam
1/2 Well Rum
1/2 Triple Sec
Pineapple, OJ, Cranberry Juice - all equal parts of juices
So now anyone can make one just like an unnamed Detroit area B-dubs!
Sonic, why must you tempt me with your clever commercials (”Isn’t it great when you find #1?”) and tasty looking desserts, and not be anywhere near me. Your geographic marketing team sucks. And why does it cost so much money to own a franchise? If I had that kind of dough, I wouldn’t need to open a business that would be wildly successful, now would I? If one opened around here (heck, it could open pretty much anywhere in Northern Indiana or Mid-to-South Michigan) it would sell like hotcakes.
Ryan Van Dyke is now playing for the Grand Rapids Rampage.
Those ampdMobile commercials are awesome, and I just saw a new one. I have no interest in buying their product, but kudos to their marketing team. “You, shake your junk.” It’s priceless.
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